Status store

I’ve noticed that lately people portray their creativity throu their status, whether it’s Messenger, Facebook or some other apparatus of our modern social lifes. This page will be a mirror of that.

ca fuga pe gheata

ata ete

we’ll be kinky, we’ll be strange

I fly like paper, get high like planes

Idle for 26 years

motto tayaku arukinasa nande mater no wasutemo motto…

I’m taking out the garbage, need a ride?

i don’t need twitter right now

With all my ass )

Buttcheeks. chocolate syrup. whipped cream. cherry

Voluntariatul naste flori. Asta in cazul in care aveati vreun dubiu in acest sens

Your love was my relief my love is your release

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viata e o boala grea transmisa pe cale sexuala

the tighter you squeeze, the less you have

When I do right, no one ever remembers. When I do wrong, no one ever forgets

What comes before Part B? …..Part Aaaaaaaaaay!

flower power and lots of lollypops

vine bacu dinspre bulgaria

Dear auntie Em, /hate you, hate Kansas. Taking dog./ Dorothy

obositus lesinatus est

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manat de ambitzii si vreo 4 partitzi

-I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but i’m Batman!

- Desi abia m-am intors din vacanta, gandul tot la vacanta imi sta. Ar trebui deci sa intru in politica?

-Saying Java is nice ’cause it works on every OS is like saying anal sex is nice ’cause it works on every gender

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making bloody for the mary

What Would You Do If You Knew You Could Not Fail?

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Thanks to Andreea :

What my feather?

I stick my foot !

School of life adica Scula vietii…

1. i’m tired 2.i hate med school 3. some ppl are assholes 4.not all jokes are funny 5. all the guys in constanta have long hair and all the girls are sluts (didnt mean to offend-exceptions exist?!) 6.i need alcohol 7.internet is important 8. my …cat ate my dinner 9. a new season of ANTM started-all petite 10.desi relativ frecventa este o boala rara?what king of illiterates become doctors in romania?

“Eu iti cantai, tu ascultasi”

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punk in drublic (love this one, thanks you “mister”)

if rhymes were valiums i’d be comfortably numb (same author-she is on fire today )

I’m richer than you. Call me Richard

if you watch The Highlander backwards, there can always be two

National Orgasm Day! Are you coming?

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Girls are like square numbers, if they’re under 13 just do them in your head.