numbers are facts!

Numarul casatoriilor scade de la an la an

312.000 in 1982

174.593 in 1992

143.595 in 2000

In acelasi timp creste numarul uniunilor consensuale (aka concubinaj)

De ce?  Modificarea raporturilor intre sexe, dificultati economice pentru cuplurile tinere, rolul legislatiilor sociale, fiscale, juridice, toate permitand mai multe avantaje in situatia de concubinaj decat dupa casatorie.

Numarul divorturilor creste: 25 divorturi la 100 casatorii (numar real 35/100 datorita costurilor ridicat aferent divortului) si 15% din copii nascuti survin din concubinaj.

So..holla at your girl all you want..I don’t believe in it, don’t want it..and I’m not the only one

what we've learned from movies!

*During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

*All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

*The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

*When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill – just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

* Kitchens don’t have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

* It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

*A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

*It does not matter if you are heavily out numbered in a fight involving martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

*Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

* If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

*It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

*Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German you need not speak the language. A German accent will do.

*Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

*The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

*You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war – unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

* A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince in agony when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

*If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick’s Day parade- at any time of the year.

*All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

*It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

*Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving.

*Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

* If a killer is lurking in your house, it’s easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath – even if it’s the middle of the afternoon.

*Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

*All single women have a cat.

*One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

*Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cutting – especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

*When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

*Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them

*When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

*Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.

*Whenever a natural or man-made disaster is about to occur, the hero escapes (alive) nano second before its too late and is catapulted into the air by the force- but is never harmed

*If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.

*You can always find a chainsaw whenever you’re likely to need one.

*All Americans have phones which can reach throughout the house-even if it has a cord. If its cordless- you can pick up perfect reception all around the house…unless there is a insane killer about

*Make-up can safely be worn to bed without smudging.

*Building ventilation ducts are always clean.

*Film stars are always super-human- they never need to use the bathroom

*Any computer, anywhere, even in the jungle, can hack into the most secure government system.

*Any aliens from outer space that you meet will speak your language.

*All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

*All handcuffs can easily be opened with nothing more than a paper clip.

*Grocery shopping bags are made out of brown paper and there is always enough shopping to fill two bags exactly.

*If you need to open a locked door make sure you have a credit card handy, that will do. Unless its the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

*Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

*Large loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people – whether they are employed or not.

*At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

*Should you decide to defuse a bomb don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

*Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

*If you are blond and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

*Even if you’ve been set up for murder, been framed and you have the whole world wide police force hunting you down, you will automatically live happily ever after as long as you break away from the police and kill the bad guy.


*Any woman who has just witnessed her father ,(brother, husband, family member etc) killed right there in front of her, will never be traumatized , morn, or be effected in anyway to resist making love to the hero who saved her!

*Why when the hero of the movie gets the girl at the end , it seems like they will live happily ever after, yet doesn’t even mention her name or remember her in sequels!

*You never need to look up the phone number for the pizza delivery service and the delivery guy is always psychic -you never need to tell him where you live or what you want on your pizza.

*That, and to always look behind you when you hear menacing violin music begin to play.

*In school, teachers will always be interrupted mid-sentence by the end-of-class bell.

*Never disarm a bomb unless it has one second left on the timer. The same goes for escaping from areas with a timed locking mechanism.

*Always trust the most annoying person you can find because he/she will always survive.

*If you are being chased by zombies run as fast as you can, even though they can barely walk they will still catch up with you.

*Secret agents cannot drown because they have special lungs that allow them to breathe forever.

*If you are in a vehicle and you have a vision of a huge accident and then get out of it then beware, because after wards, any random object could kill you in any random way.

*No matter how fast someone runs through the woods, the killer will be able to walk and manage to get just in front of the person as they fall or turn around.

*All zombies roaming the streets have only been bit once or twice, yet when a zombie gets someone on screen they always tear them to pieces

cracked me up , check source for more fun facts.

ma intreb de ce….

-intr-un  interval de 30 min in statie vin 8 x 300 si doar 1 x 205 (da eu trebuia sa merg cu 205 ca nu am my personal car sa ma duc pana in Baneasa)

-cand nu mergeau butoanele sa deschizi usa la metrou, toata lumea apasa pe ele si acum, ca merg, stau unii ca des boefs in fata usii si asteapta…asteapta…asteapta…

-nu poti sa comanzi la oriflame, din catalogul de iulie, decat incepand cu luni 13 iulie

- unii oameni isi umezesc degetul inainte sa apese pe magicul buton la metrou -> nu gioga?

-fete care sunt frumoase si pe care le duce si capul cat de cat, vorbesc ca in mahala si se imbraca ca si cum ar face trotuarul

-sunt atatia studenti care trebuie sa si munceasca….

-se baga babele in seama in autobuz si iti povestesc despre cum se numeau strazile pe vremea cand aveau ele 20 de ani

-dau studentii de la medicina licenta, care nu le foloseste la nimic pentru ca lor le trebuie rezidentiat

-m-am nascut in tara asta cand clar imi doresc foarte mult sa ma fi nascut in alta

Ei gata, ma intreb eu multe lucruri dar despre cateva as face cate-o arogantza si sunt obosita, vreau sa dorm.

Pana data viitoare , ma inclin,