tzapa! ya!

So, am luat si eu un film anime care din pozele din descriere pe filelist parea foarte funny Lissi and the wild emperor..pacat ca n-am citit si partea cea mai importatna…ERA IN GERMANA! ) Lissi und der wilde Kaiser
Am gasit un mic sinopsis : Lissi şi împăratul Franz sunt un cuplu elegant, într-o lume de vis. Olume înfloritoare şi plină de armonie. Totul este perfect! Cei doi aubani cât să poată face şi focul cu ei, şi trufe de ciocolată cât săpoată juca şi golf cu ele. Ocazional se mai implică şi în activităţileguvernamentale, dar per ansamablu toate-s bune şi frumoase în lumea luiLissi şi a lui Franz. Asta până când încep să se adune norii şispulberă seninătatea cerului, când Lissi este răpită…
Faza cea mai funny , de la care mi-au dat lacrimile de ras este cea cu golful cu trufe de ciocolata. Imparatul joaca golf iat Lissi trebuie sa prinda trufele in gura. Imaginea de printesa care alearga cu gura deschisa si se murdareste toata la gura de ciocolata….OMG pacat ca e in germana! Da si Big Foot ala are cateva scene funny, una legata de igiena orala

And now for the cast:

Pentru cine stie germana chiar as recomanda filmul pt ca este foarte apreciat pe site-urile de profil. As lua o subtitrare dar trebuie sa recunosc ca limba germana imi da dureri de cap so NEIN!

"Did you know" sex facts !

Did you know?…”Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Did you know?…According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

Did you know?…In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.

Did you know?…Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.

Did you know?…The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

Did you know?…14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.

Did you know?…According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.

Did you know?…”Formicophilia” is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

Did you know?…Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

Did you know?…Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.

Did you know?…A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

Did you know?…· In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.

Did you know?…The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.

Did you know?…A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.

Did you know?…The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Did you know?…Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

Did you know?…Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Did you know?…For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages. And heres my porn page.

Did you know?…The word “fuck” is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to… well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase “Fornicate Under Command of the King” passed into everyday language.

Did you know?…A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig’s penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky…unless of course, you played ‘pig-tipping’.

Did you know?…The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.

Did you know?…A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.

Did you know?… During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites “jazz proof” furniture.

Did you know?…Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!

Did you know?…Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

Did you know?…The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

Did you know?…Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

Did you know?… Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

Did you know?…Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

Did you know?…A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

broke but healthy

I have starved myself all week, being kinda broke (not pennyless..but close). I admit that I also did it to save money for cigarettes , which I need . Today, my ulcer was acting out real bad so..had to compromise and buy food. I feel I made a great choice. 2 packs of cigs worth of fruits people : red apples, green apples, apricots, oranges and bananas. Conclusion? Being poor equals eating healthy for me

On a different note, thank God it’s Friday! I’ve slept like 5 hours all week and I need a weekend long rest!!!

Leaving you with a song that I havent listened in a while but absolutely stressed out today : One Republic- Apologize …. cuz it’s too late….

sweet about me ?!

Also sweet about me,  some months ago, but today it’s a different story. We had this fun game at work, with the team. We had to write what we would do on a regular Monday and out of a hat a colleague would pick names and write what they think you’d do on a Monday! It was extremely fun and I got to hear what one of my colleagues thought of me. To sum it up:

I talk a lot and a lot

If I’m not talking I’m laughing or making someone laugh

I have a pair of earrings for every day of the year and then some more

I smoke a lot

I never engage in non serious activities after work

As a med student and  a traveler over the seven seas ….I must be a CIA )

I listen to music all the time

I fill my free time writing my 3835847634 blogs : which are actually just the 2…

lifesoundrack and medicalviews

Those were the highlights pretty much and what can I say, I talk a lot, I laugh a lot, I do have many earrings and bracelets, I am a pretty serious person …but fun too, I did travel a lot but my dream is not to be a CIA , it’s to be a CSI , I do love music and listen to it 80% of my day, I kinda do smoke a lot lately and I do love to share my experiences and knowledge with y’all throu my blogs..so..spot on !

bittersweet music

Some all time classic wonderful songs that I’ve listened to lately. Enjoy !

Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone….

laugh a little , cry a little….that’s the story of….that’s …

and get your kicks…on..Route 66

and just like Betty Hutton I want some stuff like that there…..

my week

….sounds like on of those funny but not extraordinary sitcoms that they would play in the middle of the day when most people are at work.

where do i start? Monday of course. well lets say it was eventful. 0. david got really mad because he went to school for nothing trying to get his diploma , 1.found my favorite sandals with mould on them (i had washed and dried them). 2. david tells me our fridge is dead (my hope is we’ll fix that) 3. I (mad as I was) hit the window with my head standing up, so hard, 2 windows..1 head..1 bang…broken..glass everywhere.A mess! Babe took care of the window I left for work, 17:00-6:00. I was already very tired because instead of resting thruou the weekend I spent Sunday night watching the Bourne Trilogy. ok Tuesday. came back from work at 6:30, vacuumed glass, washed fridge and defrosted it. went to sleep. got up, had cereals, watched badea’s laptop catch fire,went to work 17:00-6:00. Wednesday got home from work at 6:30, was supposed to get up at 11 to go back to work at 13:00. woke up now (14:45) and am going to work 17:00- 01:45… I will keep you posted. Plans are as follows: tomorrow Thusday 13:00-21:30 work then sleeeeppp and Friday the mighty double shift 13:00-06:00 Saturday morning. Dreadful !